New Lucky Jesus art work! Next CD cover?
It’s a penguin. With a penguin backpack.
The internet is a beautiful place
I am moving to Japan where you can have a penguin as a pet.
—
President Barack Obama

(via barackobama)
Tumblr is so gullible.
(via bthny)
THIS QUOTE IS A FAKE. GO BACK AND CHECK Y’ALL. IT’S NOT ON THE OFFICIAL TUMBLR ANYWHERE.
(via rosa—sparks)
About time we start making shit up, the right does it every damn day!
(via rosa--sparks)
I relate, Ditto.
OH MY GOD
my eyes right now. HEDGEHOGS.
THIS IS ADORABLE.
Too cute! (miss you Harriet)
(Source: steveholtvstheuniverse, via rosa--sparks)
Cuteguyswithcats tumblr just jizzed all over itself.
A Texas Rangers fan proudly shows off a baseball, previously thrown into the stands by first baseman Mitch Moreland. A child, right, who had failed to retrieve the ball began crying while the complete jerkstore continued her best impression of Nolan “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU AND YOUR TEARS, ROBIN VENTURA!!!” Ryan.
The child was later tossed another baseball by a Texas Rangers employee. But I hope this odious person goes home and enjoys her fucking baseball and lives with the fact that she made a kid cry at a baseball game and didn’t give a fuck.
That right there encapsulates what is wrong with America. I hope that couple chokes on that ball.